✍️ Enter your joke
Every entry is on the record from the moment it's posted. Share it to the community, get your team to win, and make your mates prove they've got a better one.
🏆 The leaderboard
Ranked by votes, highest first. On a tie, the joke that got there first keeps the higher spot.
One vote per joke, per device, per day.
The record goes to the top joke when voting closes. Every vote counts. Tell your mum, tell your parents, then get your team to win.
🏅 Mouth v Money World Records
This page is the first attempt in the Mouth v Money World Records: our running list of the best of everything, decided by real votes from real people.
When voting for 2026 closes, the top-ranked joke becomes the official record holder for Best Joke of 2026, credited to the name it was posted under. No judges and no panel. Just the count.
Closing date and how the record is displayed will be announced before voting opens.
📣 Share now to put your joke on the record
A record attempt is only as big as the crowd behind it. Every vote counts, and any country can take the title.
- Tell your mum
- Tell your parents
- Share it to the community
- Get your team to win
- Get your country to win